This one came to me from Kiffen:
There was a young man named Dave Loveless
Whose teeth made you want to be homeless
To the dentist he said
Put that brace in my head
And when he got home he went “Whaaaaaa!!!! I’m such a big baby whaaaaaaa!!!!”
Hey, I didn’t say it was any good….
Oh, and that line “with friends like these….” has been crossing my mind an awful lot lately. 🙂